An uncommon but highly contagious condition affecting Tablers worldwide. Symptoms include:
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- Uncontrollable pointing at vases, car rims, manhole covers, and pizzas while shouting “That’s a Rondel!”
- The inability to walk past a circular object without photographing it for the WhatsApp group.
- Advanced cases may involve dreaming in black-and-white segments.
There is currently no cure. Recommended treatment is fellowship, a cold beer, and gentle reassurance from one’s partner that “not every circle is Round Table regalia.”
Home Test
Q1 — Do you see a “rondel” in this landscape?
Q2 — Is this street art, Round Table-related?


