Rondelomania

An uncommon but highly contagious condition affecting Tablers worldwide. Symptoms include:

• • Uncontrollable pointing at vases, car rims, manhole covers, and pizzas while shouting “That’s a Rondel!”
  • The inability to walk past a circular object without photographing it for the WhatsApp group.
  • Advanced cases may involve dreaming in black-and-white segments.

There is currently no cure. Recommended treatment is fellowship, a cold beer, and gentle reassurance from one’s partner that “not every circle is Round Table regalia.”

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Home Test

Q1 — Do you see a “rondel” in this landscape? (Gozo, Malta)

Q2 — Is this street art, Round Table-related? (Norwitch, UK)

Q3 — Is “ULEFOS” a number 40 club in Norway? (Oslo)

Q4 — Is this a German brother, who has come to pick you up?